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Jun 24, 2007

I Rated My Blog...

Online Dating

LOOK AT what is takes to get an NC-17 rating these days, where all the DICKS are Cheneys, except once when it's a Nixon.

TORTURE [8x]
[1x] Oh, The Hypocrisy...
[5x] On The Lookout...
[1x] Remember The Good Old Days When...
[1x] Cat Protests Torture & Inhumane Treatment...

Dick [5x]
[1x] Mary Told A Little Lie...
[1x] On The Lookout...
[1x] Hats Off to Attaturk...
[1x] It's a Great Sunday Morning When...
[1x] And Take Dick With You!

Hell [5x]
[4x] Who's Going To Hell...
[1x] A Routine Checkup...

Murder [3x]
[3x] I'm The King Of You...

Rape [2x]
[2x] On The Lookout...

Suicide [1x]
[1x] What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

And the winner, with three of the most egregiously offensive words is, TA-DA:


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1 Comments:

At June 25, 2007 at 6:19 AM, Blogger Len Hart said...

Thanks for linking to The Existentialist Cowboy...very kind of you. I have place a link to Jelly Pizza on my blogroll. You have a cool blog, keep up the good work. -Len

 

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