Mary Told A Little Lie...
Mary told a little lie,
Her teeth were white as blow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
Her lies were sure to grow.
They followed her to court one day,
That was against the rule;
It made the bloggers laugh and play
To see the lies exposed.
And so Dick Cheney turned her out,
Yet still she sputtered lies,
FDL waited patiently near
Till Mary called Imus back.
"Why does the Veep love Mary so?"
The eager bloggers cry;
"Why, Mary loves the lies, you know,"
Arianna did reply.
LISTEN TO MARY MATALIN DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH,
AT THE INIMITABLE CROOKS & LIARS HERE.